School: Food
They say an army moves on its stomach.
So school must be an army.
Korean food: garlicky kim-chi, rice-veggie-beef bibampap.
Studying is brain work and depletes the brain of energy.
Energy=calories, so studying calls for food. Mexican food: lardy refried beans, corn-husk-wrapped
tamales.
Studying makes you think about food:
2x +
3y=5 pieces of California roll sushi
A sonnet ends with a couplet, two
rhyming lines, which implies two chimichangas (but not from Chipotle).
The school café is okay, but limited. Favorites are
Tomato
bisque soup
Egg
salad sandwich with sprouts on whole-wheat toast
Just down the street you can get some Italian food:
Calzones,
antipasto, NY cheesecake
They won’t let you eat in classrooms with decent carpet, but
I say that if the carpet is nasty and stained,
go
ahead and eat.
In moments of desperation, you can go to the ranks of
vending machines, which offer ersatz food:
Unnaturally-orange
crackers with a hint of peanut butter, Skittles
Pop-and-Pow
Triple-Hot Doritos
School: food. Studying burns the calories, so eat.
Yes, everyone gets fat at school, so maybe don’t overdo.
But you have many battles to fight, and an empty stomach is
not going to equip you for victory.
So eat, you’ll like it.
Just a bite or two. Or three, or fifty. Because studying is
hard work. Have a cinnamon bun.
---Sara
Tusek
3 Feb. 2016
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